Valentines Yarn

A Valentine's Day Tale

It's 4pm on Valentine's Day, and Steven the sweetie is starting to panic about what to get for his girlfriend. He decides to pick up some roses, but the florist just laughs. “You have to call AHEAD on Valentine's Day.“ Same story at the Godiva chocolate shop. Desperate, he decides to go to . . .

to Home Depot, they never require advanced planning beause they cater to men. Surely he'll find something there...

He was immediately drawn to the Lawn and garden department but somehow he just knew a Weed Wacker wouldn't send the right message so along he wandered over to...

the hot tub department. Now he was sure that this type of gift would send just the right message without being too forward. He decided to try the floor model out and stripped down to his skiveys hopping in just as the sales clerk peeked around the corner. Seeing him actually in the display using the product gave her such a shock she backed into the ladder that was holding up the pudgy manager and a 5 gallon bucket of...

quickset tile adhesive. bucket flew out of the managers hands and landed in the hot tub, spilling its contents in the process. Quick get out the manager shouted, Steven was halfway out of the tub when the adhesive hardened. There he was...

with his hot tub down around his ankles and mooning the whole store. The sales woman burst into a fit of giggles and the commotion attracted an audience. Poor Steven couldn't even duck for cover! Someone got the bright idea to call 911...

and the local press and tv station. Poor Steven was so embarrassed that he looked for something to cover himself with. All he could see was a big sign that read, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. So he held it infront of himself. It was truly a kodak moment...

When his sweetie saw him on TV with the big sign, she rushed to Home Depot and covered him with kisses. “You did this for me! You are the BEST!“ Steven just smiled. He knew when to shut up and take the credit.

--- The Moral Of The Story Is ... ---

The moral of this valentine's adventure is... Always plan ahead to cover your butt!