Wandering through the fields of County Cork, the Leprechaun...
was trying to decide who he wanted to play a prank on. He was scrolling down his list of people and it HIT him!

“I'll play a prank on....
that crusty old Seamus! 

He has been hording gold since the day I was born.  So he got out his magic staff and aimed it at Seamus, but...
at that moment the sky darkened and the rainbow disappeared, the ground began to shake and he began to twitch so he mistakenly aimed his staff at the buttocks of caretaker rags and omg.......
she started flashing! Gold. Green. Gold. Green.

Oh dear the leprechaun started shaking with fear, and for good reason, Rags was growing angrier by the second and took out her own magic staff and pointed it at the leprechaun..
and shouted, “may you always be cute and fuzzy!!“ 

The leprechaun turned into a fuzzy pink bunny , with no pockets for his gold.  He was sitting on top of his gold , twitching his nose and crying to Rags...
Please don't leave me this way!  Rags couldn't resist the urge to pick him up and pet his fuzzy little head.  Stop stop stop he pleaded.  She sat on the pile of gold and said... what a wonderful day this has been.  I have a new pet rabbit and a pile of gold. 

“A pet rabbit?!  I am not your pet“ wailed the leprechaun.  Rags started to collect the gold, but.. the little rabbit had picked up his leprechaun wand in his teeth, aimed it at Rags, and muttered something in bunny. There was a puff of smoke, and Rags was now a cute little blue bunny. They looked into each others eyes and it was love at first sight! (Corny but in this case true).

However the course of true love doesn't run smooth and Seamus laughing picked up both bunnies, the gold and went home to prepare his fave St Pat's day meal - Rabbit stew!

 --- The Moral Of The Story Is ... ---
Never shake a stick at Caretaker Rags. You could end up stewed.