Brought to you by the letter I

Intruder was trying to spit out the letter V to add to the Thanksgiving wishes

on the ground, but he sneezed and he got stuck on the letter I.

Poor Intruder never could get that I off his lips

and his greetings sadly had no V. He paged for a Caretaker,

but none were on duty and the poor guy had to wear the I around

and suffer humiliating jokes at the hands of some silly avies,

and a particular guide who asked to remain anonymous, who would

always stress the IIIII when speaking to him.

Article by: Guide Mavis