Dear Kari

Need advice? Trouble with Love, money or life in general?

Ask Dear Kari she can help!

(This is soley intended for fun and laughter)

Dear Kari,

I have a pretty major bone to pick with you young.... Ummmm.... ok.... lady! About two weeks ago I came home to my plush loft in bridgeview from my busy day job of working the NY lunch truck, expecting to find my dinner on the table and my comfy sleepers by the door. When I walked through the door none of this had happened!! My partner had left me. Imagine my surprise when I spot you and my honey bear cavorting around NH in the papers two days later!!

Yours moodily,
Heartbroken in Honolulu

Dear Heartbroken in Honolulu
Unfortunately this is one of lifes problems you're just going to have to BEAR,..our eyes met across a crowded room and our whirlwind romance began. If you're interested he does have a twin brother I could introduce you too, very shy though always flushed !

Sincerely,

Kari

Dear Kari,

A person asked me the other day if I would marry them. It took me by surprize because I don't really know this person very well. I mean, for all I know, they don't make the bed or brush their teeth after every meal. The person is really cute, but is cuteness enuf?

Signed
Wonder why I'm still single

Dear Wonder why I'm still single,

well now interesting dilemma, is he puppy cute or Brad Pitt cute ??
If he's as cute as MY gorgeous bear, snap him up!! and dont worry about who makes the bed!!

Sincerely,

Kari

Dear Kari,

I have a problem I hope you can help me with. You see, there is this problem I have with tokens. I can't seem to save enough to decorate the way I would like to. Not to mention that sometimes the right colors of furniture just don't happen to be available at the time. I mean, irridescent pearl may not be a popular color for alot of people. What should I do? I am in a dilemma!

Signed
Champagne taste on a beer budget

Dear Champagne taste on a beer budget

Find a comfortable chair and park it! Seek help for the color problem, cause everyone knows

the whole world should be PINK!!!!!!<G>

Sincerely,

Kari

Dear Kari,

Im wondering why is it when I want to meet an actor whom should be nameless,,, oh nevermind LOL his name is David Hasselhoff!! Do you know when I m ever gonna meeet my favorite handsome male actor?

Signed

FOREVER IN LOVE WITH HASSELHOFF

Dear FOREVER IN LOVE WITH HASSELHOFF

After consulting my crystal ball I don't see a meeting between you and David in the near future, there is however an urgent meeting with Dr Phil that has been set up for you!! Please attend, I worry for you <g>

Sincerely,

Kari

Dear Kari

Every night when I come home from a hard days work all I want to do is sit and look at the men walking thru the park. They've noticed me now and are taking another route. Should I try Las Vegas? Flamingo Gardens? Or possibly the Market Place?

Any ideas would be great.

Signed

Hiding behind the newspaper

Dear Hiding behind the newspaper,

Watch from the clouds, or change how you look and they may come back!<G>

Sincerely,

Kari