THE
NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with:
1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports
and either takes music or dance classes.
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There is NO ACCESS to fast food.
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Each man must
take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and there is
NO REMOTE

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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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Make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins only if...
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win,

He can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years and
eventually earning the right to be called

"Mother."