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French Guy (PHP) |
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Another hideous creature has blessed the streets with its arrival. This time, we're not sure what gender it is, and what planet it's from. You can spot this "it" a mile away with his green chin fuzz and extremely unique hairstyle. This creature isn't so bright. It has been known to try to remove the chin fuzz with peanut butter and a putty knife, and forgets to wear undies on windy days. It goes by the name French Guy (PHP) If you have seen this creature anywhere, please page a guide immediately, as it is extremely ugly and has been known to blind some avatars and cause hysteria in the streets. If you see it, don't approach it too quickly! What looks like an innocent purse is filled with solid bricks. If thrown, this purse can be lethal. Be Afraid, BE VERY AFRAID! |
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