by Manny |
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I am Private Eye Manny of VZConnections. My aim is to solve the strangest crimes in the world and bring the abusers of the Terms of Service to justice!(When I say justice, I mean Guides!). There was a report of somebody mysteriously vanishing at a swing in the Parks Zone. The kidnapper clearly dropped a leaf of some sort. I will use this as evidence. |
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On that clue, I searched for a walking plant. When i finally found one, it was eating a Kiwi! I dashed to the spot and attempted my arrest. Which was followed by an attempted murder of one pussycat! Cuts and bruises later, I had traced the strange plant (Which I call'Triffid') to the center of the maze, where it had made a rendezvous with another man carrying a plant! I jumped to the scene... The Triffids advanced on me. As I started explaining their rights, they advanced on me! I snatched a shield as quick as possible and started battling the triffids! |
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So, the Triffid was a real plant! And it was because I had CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED it's leaves so that it was unable to move, it managed to disintegrate itself, preventing me having any evidence, the ebil thing! Incoming ESP... a plant causing allergic reactions at the PLD! I raced over there as fast as my legs would carry me. That was where I made a discovery, the lady who was allergic was clearly sneezing the brains out of the Triffid! This was all the evidence I needed. The Triffids were killing, but where did they come from. Lets look back, the VZSci-Fi portal was broken. They must have come from there! I journeyed on. I was right, they were from there, growing everywhere, and yuck! That smell! My litter tray smelled better on a bad day! (Okay, maybe thats a bit over exaggerated, but you know what I mean!) As I sneezed on them, they died. I followed their trail down the tube, where they were growing thicker and thicker. Thicker than five pixels, and growing. |
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The door to Aqua had been left open and the Triffids had paraded down the streets. I shut the door and arrested the guys on the computer controlling the door (Oops, there go the World Managers). It was truly a terrific conclusion to the Day of the Triffids! |
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